Dearly Beloved
Ton : EEnglish
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F#Here's a Dstory of an Ahonest man loEsing religion,
Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation,
The while praying came a wicked inspiration,
Brothers, sisters this is what he said:
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Dearly beF#loved, dearly beEloved, dearly beAloved, D
(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen evidence of genes)
I can't reF#late to Dyou, AI Ecan't reF#late to you! D E
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He was the kind of guy who'd always go right out of his way,
But more before that crazy notion leapt right into his head,
And stubbornly crept into every mad perception,
I can't deny a funny feeling when he said:
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Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!
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F#Dearest in Ememoriam - set Dphasers to stun
And grab yourself a C#neighbor's skeleton to lean upon,
F#Did you know him in life - one Efilled with regret,
DSo soon we all forget - we C#ever met,
DDo you know my name - Esing a light refrain
DFor a man estranged - I F#won't deDny that I'm Ainclined to iEsolate
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Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,
I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!
I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you