Motorpsycho Nitemare
Ton : GEnglish
Couplet
I Gpounded on a farmhouse lookin' for a place to stay
I was mighty mighty tired I had come a long long way
I said "CHey hey in there is there anybody home?"
I was Gstandin' on the steps feelin' most alone
When Dout comes a farmer he must have thought that I was nuts
He Gimmediately looked at me and stuck a gun into my guts
Couplet
I Gfell down to my bended knees
Saying "I dig farmers don't shoot me please"
He Ccocked his rifle and began to shout
"Are you that Gtravelin' salesman that I have heard about?"
I said "DNo no no I'm a doctor and it's true
I'm a Gclean-cut kid and I been to college too"
Couplet
GThen in comes his daughter whose name was Rita
She looked like she stepped out of La Dolce Vita
I Cimmediately tried to cool it with her dad
And Gtold him what a nice pretty farm he had
He said "DWhat do doctors know about farms pray tell?"
I said "I was Gborn at the bottom of a wishing well"
Couplet
GWell by the dirt 'neath my nails I guess he knew I wouldn't lie
He said "I guess you're tired" He said it kind of sly
I said "CYes ten thousand miles today I drove"
He said "I Ggot a bed for you underneath the stove
DJust one condition you can go to sleep right now
That you Gdon't touch my daughter and in the morning milk the cows"
Couplet
I Gwas sleepin' like a rat when I heard something jerkin'
There stood Rita lookin' just like Tony Perkins
She Csaid "Would you like to take a shower? I'll show you up to the door"
I said "Oh Gno no I've been through this movie before"
I Dknew I had to split but I did not know how
When she Gsaid "Would you like to take that shower now?"
Couplet
GWell I couldn't leave unless the old man chased me out
'Cause I'd already promised that I'd milk his cows
I Chad to say something to strike him very weird
So I Gyelled "I like Fidel Castro and his beard"
Rita Dlooked offended but she got out of the way
As he Gcame charging down the stairs sayin' "What's that I heard you say?"
Couplet
I Gsaid "I like Fidel Castro I think you heard me right"
And I ducked as he swung at me with all his might
Rita Cmumbled something 'Bout her mother on the hill
As his Gfist it hit the icebox he said he's going to kill
Me Dif I don't get out the door in two seconds flat
"You Gunpatriotic Rotten doctor Commie rat"
Couplet
GWell he threw a Reader's Digest at my head and I did run
I did a somersault as I seen him get his gun
And Ccrashed through the window at a hundred miles an hour
And Glanded fully blast in his garden flowers
DRita said "Come back" and he started to load
The Gsun was comin' up and I was runnin' down the road
Couplet
GWell I don't figure I'll be back there for a spell
Even though Rita moved away and got a job at a motel
He Cstill waits for me constant on the sly
He Gwants to turn me in to the F.B.I
Me DI romp and stompings thankful as I romp
Without Gfreedom of speech I might be in the swamp