When I'm Five
Ton : DEnglish
Intro
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Couplet
When I'm Afive
I will Gwash my face and hands all Dby myself D4
DWhen D4I'm five A
I will Gchew and spit tobacco like my Dgrandfather CJones
'cause I'm Gonly four and five is far Daway D4
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Couplet
When I'm Afive
I will Gread the magazines in Dmummy's drawer D4
DWhen D4I'm five A
I will Gwalk behind the soldiers in the DMay Day Cparade
'cause I'm Gonly four and grown-ups walk too Dfast D4
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Pont
GYesterday was Chorrid day 'cause GRaymond kicked my Cshin
And Gmummy says if I am Cgood she'll let me Ggo to school in CAugust
Daddy Ashouted loud at Dmummy and I Adropped my toast at Dbreakfast
And I Alaughed when Bonzo Dlicked my Aface because it Dtickled
I Awonder why my daddy cries and Ghow I wish that I was nearly Dfive D4
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Couplet
When I'm Afive
I will Gcatch a butterfly and eat it and I Dwon't be sick D4
DWhen D4I'm five A
I will Gjump in puddles laugh in church and Dmarry my Cmum
And I'll Glet my daddy do the washing-Dup D4
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Pont
GIf I close one Ceye the people Gon that side can't Csee me
I get Gheadaches in the Cmorning and I Grode on Freddie's Ctricycle
And Aeverywhere was funny Dwhen I ran Adown to the Dsweetshop
Then I Afell and bleeded-Dup my knee and Aeverybody Dsoppied me
I Asaw a photograph of Jesus Gand I asked him if he'd make me Dfive D4
I Dsaw Aa photograph of GJesus and I asked him if D D4he'd make me five
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Finale
When I'm Dfive D4
DWhen D4I'm five C C4
CWhen C4I'm oah D