Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced
Ton : GEnglish
Couplet
GI play in a band
We're the best Cin the Gland
We're big in both Chelsea and DFrance
I play one mean guitar and then Cscore at the Gbar
There's a Cline of chicks Gwaiting for their Dchance
So Gcome on now honey, I'll Cmake you feel Gpretty
These other gals mean nothing to Dme
Let's finish these drinks and be Cgone for the Gnight
'Cause I'm Cmore than a Ghandful you'll Emsee
Refrain
So Ckiss me, I'm shitfaGced
And I'm soaCked and I'm Gsoiled and Dbrown in the Ctrousers,
She Gkissed me!
And I Amonly Cbought her one Ground
Couplet
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
Refrain
Couplet
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
Refrain (x2)
Couplet
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
Refrain (x4)