Stan
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EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin'wDhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's Dnot so bad
It's Gnot so DbadEm
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin'wDhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's Dnot so bad
It's Cnot so bad
EmDear Slim, I wrote you,C but you still ain't callinD
I left my cell, my pager, and my Ghome phone at the botDtomEm
I sent two letters back in AutuCmn, you must not have got 'emD
There probably was a problem with the Gpost office or Dsomethin'
EmSometimes I scribble addresses too Csloppy when I jot 'emD
But anyway, what's been Gup man, how's your Ddaughter Em?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to beC a father
If I have a Ddaughter, guess what I'm a call herC
I'm a name her BonnieEm
I read about your Uncle CRonnie too, I'm sorry
DI had a friend kill himself over Gsome b**** who didn'tD want himEm
I know you probably hear this every dayC, but I'm your biggest fanD
I even got that undergrGound s*** that you did with DSkam Em
I got a room full of your Cposters and your pictures manD
I like that s*** you did with GRawkus too, that Ds*** was phatEm
Anyways, I hope you Cget this man, hit me back
DJust to chat, truly yours, your Cbiggest fan, this is Stan
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin'wDhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's Dnot so bad
It's Gnot so DbadEm
Dear EmSlim, you still ain't called or wCrote, I hope you have a chance,
DI ain't mad, I think it's just Gf***** up that you don't answer fansEm
If you didn't wanna talk to Cme outside your concert
You didn't Dhave to, but you could've signed an Gautograph for DMatthew
That's myEm little brother man, he's only Csix years old
We waited in the Dblistering cold for you
For Gfour hours and you Djust said noEm
That's pretty s****y man, you're Clike his f***ing idol
He Dwants to be just like you man, he lCikes you more than I doEm
I ain't that mad though,C I just don't like being lied to
RemembCer when we met in DenverG, you said if I Dwrite you
You would Emwrite back, see I'm just likeC you in a way
I never knew my Dfather neither
He used to Galways cheat on my Dmom and beat herEm
I can relate to what you're Csaying in your songs
So when I Dhave a s****y day, I drift Gaway and put em Don
Cause I don't Emreally got s*** else, so that s*** Chelps when I'm depressed
DI even got a tattoo of your Cname across the chest
EmSometimes I even cut myself to Csee how much it bleeds
Its like Dadrenaline, the pain is such Ga sudden rush Dfor me
See everEmthing you say is real, and I resCpect you cause you tell it
My girlDfriend's jealous, because I talkG about you 24/7D
EmBut she don't know you like I know you Cslim, no one does
DShe don't know what it was like for peopleG like us growin'upD
You gotta Emcall me man, I'll be the biggest Cfan you'll ever lose
Sincerely Dyours, Stan, p.s.
CWe should be together too
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin'wDhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's Dnot so bad
It's Cnot so bad
EmDear Mr I'm-Too-Good-To-CCall-Or-Write-My-FansD
This'll be the last package I Gever send your a**D
It's been six Emmonths and still no words
I don't desCerve it
I know you got my Dlast two letters
I wrote the addGresses on them perfectD
EmSo this is my cassette I'm sending youC, I hope you hear it
I'm Din the car right now, I'm doin'9G0 on the freewayD
EmHey Slim, I drank a fifth of Cvodka, dare me to driveD ?
You know that song by Phil CCollins, In the Air of the Night
EmAbout that guy who could've saved that Cother guy from drowning
But Ddidn't, but Phil saw it all,G then at a show he found hDim
EmThat's kinda how this is, you could've Crescued me from drowning
Now it's Dtoo late, I'm on a 1,000 Gdowners now, DI'm drowsy
EmAnd all I wanted was a lousyC letter or a call
DI hope you know I ripped all of your Gpictures offD my wall
EmI love you Slim, we could've Cbeen together, think about Dit
You ruined it now, IC hope you can't sleep and you dream about itEm
And when you dream, I hope you Ccan't sleep and you scream about it
DI hope your conscience eats atG you and you can't Dbreathe without mEme
See Slim, shuCt up b****, I'm trying to talk
DHey Slim, that's my girlGfriend screamin'in the tDrunk
EmBut I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her Cup, see I ain't like you
DCause if she suffocates, she'll suffer Gmore, then she'll Ddie tooEm
Well, gotta go,C I'm almost under the bridge nowD
Oh s***, I forgot,C how am I supposed to send this s*** out ?
Em C D C(2x)
EmMy tea's gone Ccold, I'm wonderin'wDhy
Got Gout of Dbed at allEm
The morning Crain clouds up my Dwindow
And GI can't Dsee at allEm
And even Cif I could it'll Dall be gray
But your Gpicture Don my wallEm
It reminCds me that it's Dnot so bad
It's Cnot so bad
EmDear Stan, I meant to write you soonerC, but I've just been busy
DYou say your girlfriend's pregnant nowG, how far along is Dshe ?
EmLook, I'm really flattered you would Ccall your daughter that
And here's an Dautograph for your brother
I Gwrote it on Dthis Starter capEm
I'm sorry I didn't Csee you at the show, I must've missed you
DDon't think I did that s*** Gintentionally Djust to dis youEm
But what's that s*** you saidC about you like to cut your wrists too D?
I say that s*** just clownin'dog D
C'mon, how f***ed up is you ?Em
You got some issues, Stan, I Cthink you need some counseling
DTo keep your a** from bouncin'off the wGalls when you get dDown some Em
And what's this s*** about us Cmeant to be together ?
DThat type of s*** will make me not Gwant us to meet each DotherEm
I really think you and your Cgirlfriend need each other
DOr maybe you just need to treat her Gbetter
DI hope you get to Emread this letter, I hope it Creaches you in time
Before you Dhurt yourself, I think that you'll Cbe doin just fine
If you reEmlax a little, I'm glad that I inCspire you, but Stan
Why Dare you so mad ? Try to undeGrstand, that I doD want you as aEm fan
I just don't want you to Cdo some crazy s***
I seen this Done s*** on the news a couple of Gweeks ago that Dmade me sickEm
Some dude was drunk and drove his Ccar over a bridge
And had his Dgirlfriend in his trunk and she was Gpregnant with his Dkid
And in the Emcar they found a tape, didn't Csay who it was to
Come to Dthink about it, his name was,C it was you...Em
EmDamn