Attitude Adjustment
Ton : DEnglish
Now I mDet an old friend in the bar the other night
And he gGot a little drunk and wanted to fight
And he jE7umped and challenged every man in the rA7oom
And jDust about the time he got the words out
An old bGoy jumped up and closed his mouth
And uA7sed his head for a mop and a butt for a bDroom A
It was an aDttitude adjuB7stment
I guess iE7t was hA7is first tDime
An attitDude adjB7ustment
Now he uE7nderstands just fA7ine
He got bDent out of shape and he oD7pened his mouth
And jGust one old point sE7traightened him right out
It was an aDttitude adjB7ustment iE7t'll work eA7verytDime
Now I got this big old brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he wants to be sure I'm treatin' his sister right
He got drunk one night and started beatin' me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of the truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
It was an attitude adjustment
And it'll work everytime
An attitude adjustment he loves on me all tme
Now he say's I'm his kind of man
And he comes around to me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment
I cured all his family pride
Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
And I said "Darlin' that was your first mistake"
Then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breakin' everything and screamin' loud
And kickin me and cussin' me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
It was an attitude adjustment
Awe she loves on me all the time
Just an attitude adjustment
She's got a whole new frame of mind
She don't nag I don't beg
We along and like I said
An attitDude adjB7ustment
Aw everything's just fine
She called the cops to take me in
And I said "You're never gonna do it friend"
And he just smiled and said "Oh yes we will"
Now a stitch to the head and some kicks to the shin
And several bites by Rin-Tin_Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
It was an attitude adjustment
Oh I went along peacefully
An attitDude adjB7ustment
They made me clearly see
Cause my head is black and my head is blue
And both kneecaps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new
It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new