Man Piaba
Ton : GEnglish
G C D G
G C D G
Couplet
GWhen I was a lad of Cthree-foot-three
DCertain questions Goccurred to me
So I Gasked me father quite Cseriously
To Dtell me the story 'bout the Gbird and bee D
He Gstammered and he stuttered Cpathetically
DAnd this is what he said to Gme
Refrain
He said "The Gwoman piaba and the Gman piaba
And the GTon Ton call baka Dlemon grass
The Glily root Ggully root Gbelly root Cuhmm
And the Dfamous grandy scratch scratch Gm
It was Gmclear as mud but it Cmcovered the ground
And the Dconfusion made the Gbrain go 'round
Couplet
I Gwent and ask a good Cfriend of mine
DKnown to the world as GAlbert Einstein
He said "BSon from the Gbeginning of time and Ccreativity
DThere existed the force of Grelativity
GPi r square and a Cminus ten is a Droutine only Gwhen D
GThe solar system in Cone light year
D7Make the Hayden planetarium Gdisappear
So Gif Mt Everest Cdoesn't move
I am D7positive that it will Gprove
Refrain
That the Gwoman piaba and the Gman piaba
And the GTon Ton call baka Dlemon grass
The Glily root Ggully root Gbelly root Cuhmm
And the Dfamous grandy scratch scratch Gm
GmIt was clear as mud but it Ccovered the ground
DAnd the confusion made the Gbrain go 'round
Couplet
I Ggrabbed a boat and went Cabroad
D7In Baden Baden asked GSigmund Freud
GHe said "Son from your sad face Cremove the grouch
DPut the body down up Gon the couch
I Gcan see from Cyour frustration a Dneurotic Gsublimation DHey!
GLove and hate is Cpsychosomatic
DYour Rorschach shows that you're a Gperi pathetic
GIt all started with a Cbroken sibling
D7In the words of the famous GRudyard Kipling
Refrain
He said "The G7woman piaba and the G7man piaba
And the GTon Ton call baka Dlemon grass
The Glily root Ggully root Gbelly root Cuhmm
And the Dfamous grandy scratch scratch Gm
Couplet
GWell I traveled far and I Ctraveled wide
DAnd I don't even have me Gself a bride
GAll the great men Cupon this earth
DHave confused me since my Gbirth D
GI've been over land and been Cover sea
DTrying to find answer 'bout the Gbird and bee
GBut now that I am Cninety three
I Ddon't give a Gdamn you see
Refrain
If the Gwoman piaba and the Gman piaba
And the GTon Ton call baka Dlemon grass
The Glily root Ggully root Gbelly root Cuhmm
And the Dfamous grandy scratch scratch G