The Werewolf
Ton : GEnglish
Couplet
N.C.Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life
Made a N.C.fairly decent living
Had a N.C.fairly decent wife
N.C. She killed him ... ah sushi knife
N.C.Now they're shopping
For a N.C.fairly decent afterlife
Refrain
D5Oooh Dooh D2ooh D5ooh
GOooh A(aug)ooh ooh D
The N.C.werewolf is coming
D5Oooh Dooh D2ooh D5ooh
D5Oooh ooh ooh
Couplet
The N.C.fact is most obits are mixed reviews
N.C.Life is a lottery
A N.C.lot of people lose
And the N.C.winners the grinners
With N.C.money-colored eyes
N.C.Eat all the nuggets
Then they N.C.order extra fries
Refrain
The N.C.werewolf is coming (extra fries)
The N.C.werewolf is coming you know
The D5werewolf's coming
The D5werewolf's coming
Yes the D5werewolf is coming Joe D7
GI hear her howling prowling on the hill
The D5werewolf's coming Bill
Couplet
N.C.Ignorance and arrogance
The N.C.national debate
N.C.Put the fight in Vegas
That's a N.C.billion-dollar gate
D5Revenue: Pay-per-view
N.C.Should be pretty healthy
The D5usual deductions
Then it N.C.all goes to the wealthy
Refrain
D5Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Still the N.C.werewolf's coming
D5Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Yeah the N.C.werewolf's coming
Couplet
N.C. I'm not complaining
Just the N.C.opposite my friend
N.C. I know it's raining
But we're N.C.coming to the end of the rainbow
The N.C.lying and the spying are through
N.C. Oh! You don't know me'
N.C. O.K. I don't know you too
Refrain
The D5werewolf's coming werewolf's coming oh
The D5werewolf's coming a werewolf's coming
The D5werewolf is coming Joe
GI hear her howling prowling on the hill
The D5werewolf's coming Bill
Couplet
You'd better N.C.stock up on water
N.C.Canned-goods off the shelves
And N.C.loot some for the old folks
Can't N.C.loot for themselves
The N.C.doorbell's ringing
N.C.Could be the elves
But it's N.C.probably the werewolf
It's N.C.quarter to twelve
Pont
And when it's midnight D D
And the Gwolf bites
It's a Dfull Dmoon
She really got the Gappetite
B5 B2
The Bm7werewolf's coming Bm7
Em The F#mwerewolf
G The Awerewolf
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