Show Them To Me
Rodney Carrington
Ton : ACapo 2
Intro :A(add9)(x07600) F#m D E
ON.Ch it A(add9)seems to me this whole wEorld's gone craF#mzy
there's Dtoo much hate and killin'going Eon
BN.Cut when A(add9)I see the bare cEhest of a woF#mman
my wDorries and problems areE all gonE4e E
Dno one thinks of fighting when theyE see a topless girl
F#mmaybe if you would show yours too,D we could save theE worE4ld E
SN.Chow them to A(add9)me
show tEhem toF#m me
unDclasp your bra and set those puppiesE free
TN.Chey'd look a A(add9)whole lot better without that sEweater, baF#mby I'm sure you'll agree
baby yDou've got two fuEnbagE4s E
sN.Chow them to A(add9)me E F#m D E E4 E
IN.C don't A(add9)care if they don't mEatch or F#mone's bigger than the other
Dyou can show me one, and EI'll imagine the other
EN.Cven A(add9)if you're really Dold F#mthere's nothing wrong
Ddon't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're Ejust a little lonE4g E
SN.Chow them to A(add9)me
show tEhem toF#m me
lift Dup your shirt and let the whole Eworld see
AN.Cdjust this A(add9)robe,show your gElobes, and a hapF#mpy man I'll be
if yDou've got dos chichiEs E4 E
show them to me
DI've met a lot of them, but nEever one I've hated
Deven if you've had 13 kids and you Ethink they look deflated
there's Dno such thing as a bad breast, I bEelieve this much is true
if you're a Dbig fat man, I'm a tittiefan, and I'd Elove to see yours toE4o E
SN.Chow them to A(add9)me
show tEhem toF#m me
just lDike the girls gone wild onE tv
JN.Cust lean A(add9)back and show your rEack, and F#mI'll be in extacy
Dif you got two casabasE E4 E
sN.Chow them to A(add9)me E
F#mcome on baby let me see
Dall the world will live in harmEony
IN.Ct'll A(add9)do you good, and It'll gEive me wood
F#mwe'll make history
Dif you love your country
I'm gonna say it, one more time
I said if Dyou love your Ecountry
" Then stand your ass up, and show them big old titties to A(add9) ... Ame "