This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Ton : FCapo 3English
Couplet
N.C.Whooooooo
FIt was so nice throwing big parties
FJump into the pool from the balcony
FEveryone swimming in a champagne sea Bb(whooooo)
FAnd there are no rules when you show up here
FBass beat rattling the chandelier
FFeeling so Gatsby for that whole year Bb
Pré-refrain
So Gmwhy'd you have to rain on my Cparade?
I'm shaking my Gmhead I'm locking the Cgates
Refrain
This is why we can't have Fnice Dmthings Bbdar-Cling
FBecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them Bbawaayayayay
CThis is why we can't have Fnice Dmthings Bbho-ney C
FDid you think I wouldn't hear Dmall the things you said about BbmeeEeEeeEeEe?
C (stop)
This is why we can't have nice things
pitch bend
Couplet
Whooooooo
FIt was so nice being friends again
FThere I was giving you a second chance
FBut then you stabbed in the back while shaking my hand Bb
FAnd therein lies the issue
FFriends don't try to trick you
FGet you on the phone and mind-twist you
FAnd so I took an axe to a mended fence
Pré-refrain
But I'm Gmnot the only friend you've lost Clately
If Gmonly you weren't so Cshady
Refrain
This is why we can't have Fnice Dmthings Bbdar-Cling
FBecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them Bbawaayayayay
CThis is why we can't have Fnice Dmthings Bbho-ney C
FDid you think I wouldn't hear Dmall the things you said about BbmeeEeEeeEeEe?
CThis is why we can't have-
Pont
FHere's a toast to my real friends
BbThey don't care about that Che-said-she-said
FAnd here's to my baby
BbHe ain't reading what they Ccall me lately
FAnd here's to my momma
BbHad to listen to Call this drama
And Fhere's to Dmyou
Bb'Cause forgiveness is a nice thing Cto do
Refrain
N.C."Haha I can't even say it with a straight face"
This is why we can't have Fnice Dmthings Bbdar-Cling (darling)
FBecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them Bbaway
CThis is why we can't have Fnice (ah-ah) Dmthings (oh-no) Bbhon(baby)-Cney
FDid you think I wouldn't hear Dmall the things you said about Bbmeeeee?
CThis is why we can't have Fnice Dmthings Bbdar-Cling
(And here's to my real friends)
FBecause you break them
I Dmhad to take them Bband here's to my baby
CThis is why we can't have Fnice Dmthings Bbdar-Cling
(They didn't care about that he-said-she-said)
FDid you think I wouldn't hear Dmall the things you said about Bbmeeeee?
CThis is why we can't have Fnice things.