Dear Doctor
Ton : EEnglish
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AOh Ehelp me, Aplease Edoctor, AI'm Edamaged A E
AThere's a Epain Awhere there Eonce was a Aheart A7
EIt's sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya Dplease tear it Aout, and preserve Eit
Right B7there in that Ejar?
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Oh Ehelp me, Aplease Emama, AI'm Esick'ning A E
It's Atoday Ethat's the Aday Eof the Aplunge A7
EOh the gal I'm to marry
DIs a bow-legged Asow I've been Esoakin' up B7drink like a Esponge
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"EDon't ya Aworry, Eget Adressed," Ecried my Amother E
As she Aplied me Ewith Abourbon Eso Asour A7
EPull your socks up, put your suit on
DComb your long Ahair down,
For Eyou will be B7wed in the Ehour
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So help me, Aplease Edoctor, AI'm Edamaged A E
AThere's a Epain Awhere there Eonce was a Aheart A7
EIt's sleepin', it's a beatin'
Can't ya Dplease tear it Aout, and preserve Eit
Right B7there in that Ejar?
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I was Atremblin', Eas I Aput on Emy Ajacket E
It Ahad Ecreases Aas Esharp as a Aknife A7
I put the Ering in my pocket
But there Dwas a note
AAnd my heart it Ejumped B7into my Emouth
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It read, "ADarlin', EI'm Asorry Eto hurt Ayou. E
But AI have Eno Acourage to Espeak to your Aface. A7
EBut I'm down in Virginia D A with your Ecousin Lou
BThere Ewill be no wedding today."
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So help me, Aplease Edoctor, AI'm Edamaged A E
You Acan Eput Aback my heart Ein its Ahole A7
Oh mama, DI'm cryin' Atears of relief
EAnd my B7pulse is now under Econtrol