Things You Don't Say To Your Wife
Ton : GEnglish
Intro
G C D (2x)
Couplet
GHey honey have you gained some Cweight in your rear-end D
GThe dress you wear reminds me Cof my old girl friend D
EmAnd where'd you get Dthose shoes, I think Cthey're pretty lame G
EmWould you stop Dtalking 'cause I'm Ctrying to watch the Ggame
Refrain
EmIf you're a man who wants Gto live a long Emand happy Glife
EmThese are the things you don't say Dto your wife. G
Couplet
GI planned a hunting trip next week Con your Dbirthday
GI didn't ask you but I knew CI'd be Dok
EmGo make some Ddinner while I watch Cthis fishing Gshow
EmI taped it over Dour old Cwedding video G
Refrain
EmIf you're a man who wants Gto live a long Emand happy Glife
EmThese are the things you don't say Dto your Gwife.
Couplet
GYour cooking is ok but not Clike mother Dmakes
GThe diamond in the ring, I Cbought you is a fake D
EmYour eyes look puffy Ddear, are you Cfeeling Gill
EmHappy Danniversary, I Cbought you a Gtreadmill
Refrain
EmIf you're a man who wants Gto live a long Emand happy Glife
EmThese are the things you don't say Dto your Gwife.
Refrain
EmIf you a man who doesn't Gwant to get killed Emwith a Gknife,
EmThese are the things you Ddon't say to your Gwife.