Fuck Me Pumps
Key: GEnglish
When you B4walk in the Bm7bar
And you Dmdressed like a Fm6star
CRockin' your BmFuck me pumps.
And the B4men notice Bm7you
With your DmGucci bag Fm6crew
Can't Ctell who he's Bmlookin' Gto.
'Cuz you B4all look the Bm7same
Every-Dmone knows your Fm6name
And Cthat's you
Whole Bmclaim to Gfame.
Ne-B4ver miss a Bm7night
'Cuz Dmyour dream in Fm6life
Is to Cbe a foot-Bmballers Gwife.
Chorus
You don't like Amplayers
That's what you Dsay-a
But you Greally
Wouldn't mind
A million-Caire.
You don't like Amballers
They don't do
Nothing Dfor ya
But you'd Glove a rich man
CSix foot two or taller.
You're B4more than a Bm7fan
Look-Dmin' for a Fm6man
But you Cend up
With Bmone-nights-Gstands.
He could B4be your whole Bm7life
If you Dmgot past one Fm6night
But Cthat part Bmnever goes Gright.
In the B4morning you're Bm7vexed
He's Dmonto the Fm6next
And you Cdidn't even
BmGet no Gtext.
Don't B4be too up-Bm7set
If they Dmcall you a Fm6skank
'Cuz like the Cnews
Every-Bmday you get Gpressed.
Chorus
You don't like Amplayers
That's what you Dsay-a
But you Greally
Wouldn't mind
A million-Caire.
You don't like Amballers
They don't do
Nothing Dfor ya
But you'd Glove a rich man
CSix foot two or taller.
You B4can't sit down Bm7right
'Cuz your Dmjeans are too Fm6tight
And you're Clucky it's Bmladies' Gnight.
With your B4big empty Bm7purse
Every Dmweek it gets Fm6worse
At Cleast your breasts
BmCost more than Ghers.
So you B4did Mia-Bm7mi
'Cuz you Dmgot there for Fm6free
But Csomehow you
BmMissed the Gplane.
You B4did too much E Bm7
DmMet somebo-Fm6dy
And Cspent the night
BmGetting Gcaned.
Bridge
Without Amgirls like you
There'd be no Dfun
We'd Ggo to the club
And not see any-Cone.
Without Amgirls like you
There's no night-Dlife
All those Gmen just
Go home to their Cwives.
Don't B4be mad at Bm7me
'Cuz you're Dmpushing Fm6thirty
And your Cold tricks
No Bmlonger Gwork.
You should have B4known
From the Bm7job
That you Dmalways get Fm6dumped
So Cdust off your
BmFuck me Gpumps.