Expectations
Key: GEnglish
Intro
F# Bm (...)
Verse
F#Monday morning wake up Bmknowing that
You've got to go to F#school
Tell your mum what to Bmexpect
She says it's right out the F#blue
Do you want to work in BmDebenham's
'Cause that's what they F#expect
Start in Lingerie, and BmDoris is your supervisor
D D A G
Verse
F#And the head said that you Bmalways were a
Queer one from the F#start
For careers you say you Bmwant to be
Remembered for your F#art
Your obsessions get you Bmknown throughout
The school for being F#strange
Making lifesize models Bmof the
Velvet Underground in Dclay
D A G
Verse
F#In the queue for lunch they Bmtake the piss
You've got no F#appetite
And the rumour is you Bmnever go with boys
And you are F#tight
So they jab you with a Bmfork
You drop the tray and go F#berserk
While you're cleaning up the Bmmess
The teacher's looking up your Dskirt
Chorus
AHey you've been Gused G
D Are you Acalm? Settle G Gdown
D Write a Asong, I'll sing Galong G
Soon you will know that F#you are sane
You're on Gtop of the world again
Verse
F#Monday morning wake up Bmknowing that
You've got to go to F#school
Tell your mum what to Bmexpect
She says it's right out the F#blue
Do you want to work in BmC'A,
'Cause that's what they F#expect
Move to Ladieswear and Bmtake a feel
Off Joe the StoDreman
D A G
Verse
F#Tell Veronica the secret of the Bmboy
You never F#kissed
She's got everything to Bmgain 'cause
She's a fat girl with a F#lisp
She sticks up for you when Bmyou get
Aggravation from the F#snobs
'Cause you can't afford a Bmblazer and
You're always wearing Dclogs D A G
Verse
F#At the interval you Bmlock yourself away
Inside a F#room
Head of English gets you, Bmasks you
"What the Hell do you think you're F#doing?"
"Do you think you're better Bmthan the other kids?
Well get F#outside."
You've got permission
But you've Bmgot to make the bastard think he's Dright
Chorus
AHey you've been Gused
D Write a Asong, I'll sing Galong
D Are you Acalm? Settle Gdown
Soon you will know that F#you are sane
You're on Gtop of the world again.