White Collar Boy
Key: DEnglish
Intro
D
Verse
DYou're a white collar boy and you gave into the law
Give Gin to the D/F#pressure the Emcops gonna Dgetcha
DYou were a thieving dog at work until they caught your little paw
Your Gwage won't D/F#stretch, to Dm/Fpicking up Echecks
A Acustodial sentence you Dnarrowly avoided
BCommunity service you Emhad to go aEm7long with
You're Abanging the rocks at the old city docks
Poor Dboy poor Cboy poor Gboy poor Aboy
Verse
You were chained to a girl that would kill you with a look
It's a nice way to die she's so easy on the eye
She said let's get away, but you played it by the book
You're a warden's pet, she's a screaming suffragette
"We ain't in prison, we'll just finish up and go home"
She said: "Not for me, I've got plans for later on"
So she belted the sarge and she jumped on a barge
You fell, you fell you fell you fell
Chorus
GWhite collar, got Fdirt in your pants
You got Cegg in your hair
You got D#spit in your chin
GWhite collar, Fscared to be Cbored
GBlue Collar, she's Fopening Cdoors
GWhite collar Fboy, on the Crun from the Dlaw
Verse
She said: "You ain't ugly, you can kiss me if you like"
Go ahead and kiss her, you don't know what you're missing
You said: "Baby, you're special,
But there's something not quite right."
She's a Venus in flares and you wanna split hairs!
"I am innocent, you are a rocket.
Things were ok till you took out the copper"
Leave me alone, and get used to the chains
You're a pain, a pain, a pain, a pain
Chorus
White collar, got dirt in your pants
You got egg in your hair
You got spit in your chin
White collar, scared to be bored
Blue Collar, she's opening doors
White collar boy, on the run from the law.