Alcohol
Key: DCapo 2English
Verse
AI can make anybody Dpretty
I can Amake you believe any Dlie
I can Amake you pick a A/G#fight with F#msomebody Atwice your size E
Well AI've been known to cause a few Dbreakups
And AI've been known to cause a few Dbirths
I can Amake you new A/G#friends F#mor get you Afired from work E
Chorus
And since the Aday I left DMilwaukee
ALynchburg and Bordeaux, DFrance
Been Amaking the A/G#bars lots F#mof big Amoney and Bmhelping white people dance E
I Agot you in trouble in Dhigh school
But Acollege now that was a Dball
You had Dsome of the D/C#best times you'll D/Bnever D/Aremember with me E
AAlcoho-o-o-o-Dl, Alcoho-Ao-o-o-o-l D
Verse
I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you put that lampshade on your head
Chorus
'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making a fool out of folks just like you and helping white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
Alcohol
Chorus
And since the day I left Milwaukee
Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France
Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school
But college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me
AAlcoho-o-o-o-Dl, Alcoho-Ao-o-o-o-l D