Bishop Dance
Ton : GEnglish
BishopG danced with a thumbscrew woman
Did a double-quick back flip and sClid across the fGloor
The CCatholic traffic flowed fGreely 'cross the river
And fiddlestick fiddled quick oFut the front dCoor G
OGh baby dumpling mama's in the back tree
If the bow breaks mCama might fGall
LGittle sad and only bCaby don't be lonely
MGama knows 'rithmatic knows hCow to take a fGall
MGama knows 'rithmatic knows hFow to take a fCall G
AGnd the kids are crying "FClapjacks make'em fat eGarly in the mornin'
LCittle Jack grab your hat hGear the breakfast call
MCuskrat bat a cat kGick him in the fireplace
There's sGomeone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
There's sGomeone in the kitchen blowing "DFinah" like they're bCorn G
Well mGaverick daddy got one-eyed bridge
She glides like a monkey-mule kEmicking on the bCack slide
OCver hill over hill dGaddy don't you spill now
PGapa got a switch stick he's pCumping little BGill
PGapa got a switch stick he's pFumping little BCill G
And BGilly he's crying "TComahawk tomahawk dGaddy better duck now"
The MCohawks the Mohawks they're still oGut there in the woods
MConatuk Ocanuk rGunnin' through my dreams now
With fGire on their fingertips and indian screams
With fGire on their fingertips and fFeathers made of mCoonbeams G
(Instrumental)
Well Gearly in the morning the cannoneer cried
"I sGeen the sailor's warning in the western sky"
Well mCountain man if you can cGut me down a fir tree
BCranches full of candlesticks for bFaby and mGe C G
AGnd my darling cried she said "HConey the weathervane
Lately it's been pC/Gointing the way to heaven
SCcatterbrains scatterbrains watch out where you fGall
CChampagne champagne a round for all the oGld choir boys
They're bGusting off the altar chasing Dinah through the hall
They're bGustin' off the altar chasing DFinah through the hCall G
AGnd the kids are crying "FClapjacks make'em fat eGarly in the mornin'
LCittle Jack grab your hat hGear the breakfast call
MCuskrat bat a cat kGick him in the fireplace
There's sGomeone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
There's sGomeone in the kitchen blowing "DFinah" like they're bCorn G
(Instrumental)
AGnd the kids are crying "FClapjacks make'em fat eGarly in the mornin'
LCittle Jack grab your hat hGear the breakfast call
MCuskrat bat a cat kGick him in the fireplace
There's sGomeone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
There's sGomeone in the kitchen blowing "DFinah" like they're bCorn G