Confidence Man
Key: EEnglish
| Em9 Fmaj9
| Em9 Ebmaj9
Verse
Em9 I'm a confidence man
Fmaj9 Piss down your back, and tell you it's raining
A Em9confidence man
Ebmaj9 Reigning like a queen, like anyone else
Em9 Everyone expected to be queen
Fmaj9 Which is more possible, for it to rain piss,
Or a kaleidoscope of queens?
A Em9confidence man
Ebmaj9 These are your words, use 'em in my favor
Chorus
On the Am7train, I pull your wallet
Bm7Feed it to a mule
You Cmaj7come at me with bloodshot eyes
Bm7Charging like a bull
I'm a Am7confidence man
Not a Abmaj7confident man
| Em9
Verse
Em9 Fall into the shadows
Fmaj9 Preaching 'bout humility
A Em9confidence man
Ebmaj9 You nearly did a, "What? Who's there?"
Nobody here but us chickens
Em9 Doesn't matter, was a ruse anyway
Fmaj9 Took your pants that time
I'm a Em9sensitive man
Ebmaj9 Got the confidence to try
Chorus
I know Am7nothing about you
Yeah, you know Bm7everything about me
If I Cmaj7reveal any more
I'll just Bm7be a spy
I'm a Am7confidence man
Not a Abmaj7confident man
| Em9
Bridge
I'm not a Am7confident man
They're Bm7much more dangerous
Cmaj7 Look at this man, never questioning
Bm7 Never failing, so he never learns
Am7Look at him
I mean, Abmaj7watch his ass
| Em9
Chorus
He's the kind of Am7thief
That works in Bm7broad daylight
Cmaj7 That never gets caught
Bm7You give me the heebie-jeebies, sir
I'm a Am7confidence man
Not a Abmaj7confident man
| Em9
Chorus
Oh, you made Am7me
You Bm7abandoned me
Cmaj7 These are your words, use 'em in my Bm7favor
Am7Gimme all your confidence
I'll Abmaj7feed it to a mule
| Em9