When I'm Five
Ton : DEnglish
Intro :
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When I'm fAive
I will wGash my face and hands all bDy myselfD4
WDhen ID4'm fiveA
I will cGhew and spit tobacco like my Dgrandfather jCones
'cause I'm oGnly four and five is far awDay D4
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When I'm fAive
I will rGead the magazines in mDummy's drawerD4
WDhen I'D4m fiveA
I will wGalk behind the soldiers in the Dmay day paraCde
'cause I'm oGnly four and grown-ups walk too fDast D4
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YGesterday was hCorrid day 'cause RGaymond kicked my sChin
And mGummy says if I am gCood she'll let me gGo to school in Caugust
Daddy sAhouted loud at mDummy and I dAropped my toast at bDreakfast
And I lAaughed when bonzo lDicked my fAace because it tDickled
I wAonder why my daddy cries and hGow I wish that I was nearly fDive D4
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When I'm fAive
I will cGatch a butterfly and eat it and I wDon't be sickD4
WDhen ID4'm fiveA
I will jGump in puddles laugh in church and Dmarry my muCm
And I'll lGet my daddy do the washing-uDp D4
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IGf I close one eCye the people oGn that side can't sCee me
I get hGeadaches in the mCorning and I rGode on freddie's tCriclycle
And everywAhere was funny wDhen I ran dAown to the sDweetshop
Then I fAell and bleeded-uDp my knee and eAverybody sDoppied me
I sAaw a photograph of jesus aGnd I asked him if he'd make me fDiveD4
ID saw Aa photograph of jGesus and I asked him ifD he'D4d make me five
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When I'm fDiveD4
WDhen ID4'm fiveC C4
WChen IC4'm oahD