Bobby Brown
Key: FEnglish
Verse
CHey there people I'm Bobby Brown
AmThey say I'm the cutest boy in town
DmMy car is fast, my teeth are shiny
GI tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney
CHere I am at a famous school
AmI'm dressing sharp and I'm acting cool
DmI got a cheerleader here, wants to help with my paper
GLet her do all the work and maybe later I'll rape her
Chorus
FOh God I am the American dream
EmI do not think AmI'm too extreme
And I'm a Dmhandsome son of a Gbitch
N.C.I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
N.C.(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job)
Verse
CWomen's liberation
AmCame creeping all across the nation
DmI tell you people, I was not ready
GWhen I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy
CShe made a little speech then
AmUuh, she tried to make me say when
DmShe had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
GI guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
Chorus
FOh God I am the American dream
EmBut now I smell Amlike Vaseline
I'm a miDmserable son of a Gbitch
N.C.Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which
N.C.(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
Verse
CSo I went out and bought me a leisure suit
AmI jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
DmGot a job doing radio promo
GAnd none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
CEventually me and a friend
AmSort of drifted along into S&M
DmI can take about an hour on the tower of power
GAs long as I gets a little golden shower
Chorus
FOh God, I am the American dream
EmWith a spindle up Ammy butt 'till it makes me scream
And I'll Dmdo anything to get Gahead
N.C.I lay awake nights saying "Thank you, Fred"
Outro
Oh FGod, oh God, I'm so fantastic
EmThanks to Freddie, I'm a Amsexual spastic
And my Fname is Bobby GBrown
Watch me now, I'm going down
And Fmy name is GBobby Brown
N.C.Watch me now, I'm going down
And my Fname is Bobby GBrown
N.C.Watch me now, I'm going down