Harold The Barrel
Ton : EEnglish
AAm well-known Bognor reAm7stauraGnt-owner disBbmaj7appeared
Early this mAmorning.
LAm7ast seGen in a mouAm7se-broFwn overcoatC
Suitably D7camouflaged
They Gsaw him caB7tch a trEain.
FatG#mher of three its diEbsgusting
Such a hG#morrible thing toEb do
HaGmrold 'the FBarrel' cA7ut off his toes and he served them all for tDea
Can't go fGmar Bb A7 Dm F
he can't go Gmfar.
Hasn't got a lBbeg to stand on A7 Dm F
He can't go fGmar.
I'm stAmanding in a dooAm7rway oGn the maBbmaj7in square
Tension is mAm7ountinGg
There's a reAm7stlessG crowd of angAm7ry peoFple
MCore than we'veD7 ever seen.
-C had to tightGen up seB7curitEy
Over G#mto the scene at the toEbwn hall
The lG#mord mayors ready to sEbpeak
MGman of suFspicion you can't lastA7 long
The British D(sus4)public is on our sidDe
Can't last loGmng Bb A7 Dm F
you can't last lGmong.
Said you couldn't trBbust him his brother was just the sDmame
You can't last loGmng
If IFmaj7 was many miBbmaj7les from here
Id bFmaj7e sailing in an open boBbmaj7at on the sea
Instead IEbmaj7'm on this window lDm7edge
With the Ebmaj7whole world beloDm7w
UCm7p at the wiBbm7ndow
LCm7ook at the Bbm7window...
WAe can helpE you
WAe can helpE you
WF#ere all your frBmiends if you coBmme onA dowBmn G#
And taGlk to us son
You must bDe jokinAg
Take a running jEump
The crAmowd was getting strAm7onger and our HBbmaj7arold
Getting wAmeaker;
FoAm7rwardsG backwards swayingAm7 side Fto side
FCearing the very woD7rst
TheCy called hisG motB7her to the siEte
UG#mp on the ledge beEbside him
HG#mis mother made a lEbast request.
CGmome off thFe ledge if yA7our father were alive
He'd be vD(sus4)eryvery very upsetD.
Just can't juGmmp Bb A7 Dm F
You just can't juGmmp
Your shirts all diBbrty
A7 Dm
a B B C
There's man here from the . . .
You just can't jGmump
WAe can help yEou
WAe can help Eyou
WF#ere all your frBmiends ifBm you Acome on down
And taGlk to us Harry
You must bDe jokAing.
Take a running jEump......