Harold The Barrel
Key: EEnglish
Verse
A Amwell-known Bognor Am7restauGrant-owner A#maj7disappeared
Early this Ammorning.
Am7Last Gseen in a Am7mouse-Fbrown overcoat C
Suitably D7camouflaged
They Gsaw him B7catch a Etrain.
G#mFather of three it's D#disgusting
Such a G#mhorrible thing to D#do
Chorus
GmHarold 'the FBarrel' A7cut off his toes and he served them all for Dtea
Can't go far
Gm A# A7 Dm F
he can't go Gmfar.
Hasn't got a A#leg to stand on
A7 Dm F
He can't go Gmfar.
Verse
I'm Amstanding in a Am7doorway Gon the A#maj7main square
Tension is Am7mounGting
There's a Am7restless Gcrowd of Am7angry Fpeople
CMore than we've D7ever seen.
- Chad to Gtighten up B7securiEty
Over G#mto the scene at the D#town hall
The G#mlord mayor's ready to D#speak
Chorus
GmMan of Fsuspicion you can't last A7long
The British D(sus4)public is on our Dside
Can't last long
Gm A# A7 Dm F
you can't last Gmlong.
Said you couldn't A#trust him his brother was just the Dmsame
You can't last Gmlong
Bridge
If I Fmaj7was many A#maj7miles from here
I'd Fmaj7be sailing in an open A#maj7boat on the sea
Instead D#maj7I'm on this window Dm7ledge
With the D#maj7whole world Dm7below
Cm7Up at the A#m7window
Cm7Look at the A#m7window...
Chorus
AWe can help Eyou
AWe can help Eyou
F#We're all your Bmfriends if you Bmcome on Adown Bm G#
And Gtalk to us son
You must Dbe Ajoking
Take a running Ejump
Verse
The Amcrowd was getting Am7stronger and our A#maj7Harold
Getting Amweaker;
Am7Forwards Gbackwards swaying Am7side Fto side
CFearing the very D7worst
CThey called his GmoB7ther to the Esite
G#mUp on the ledge D#beside him
G#mHis mother made a D#last request.
Chorus
GmCome off Fthe ledge if A7your father were alive
He'd be D(sus4)very very very Dupset.
Just can't jump
Gm A# A7 Dm F
You just can't Gmjump
Your shirt's all A#dirty
A7 Dm
a B B C
There's man here from the . . .
You just can't Gmjump
Chorus
AWe can help Eyou
AWe can help Eyou
F#We're all your Bmfriends if Bmyou Acome on down
And Gtalk to us Harry
You must Dbe Ajoking.
Take a running Ejump......