Everyone Knows Juanita
Key: AEnglish
(HECTOR:)
Verse
Well, Aeveryone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different Ecolor
Her teeth go out and her Achin goes in
And her... Dknuckles, they drag on the Efloor
(CHICHARRÓN, parlé:)
Those aren't the words
(HECTOR, soupirs)
There are children present!
(Chanté:)
Verse
AHer hair is like a briar
She stands in a bow-legged Estance
EAnd if I weren't so Augly, she'd Dpossibly Egive me a Achance