Attitude Adjustment
Key: DEnglish
Verse
Now I Dmet an old friend in the bar the other night
And he Ggot a little drunk and wanted to fight
And he E7jumped and challenged every man in the A7room
And Djust about the time he got the words out
An old Gboy jumped up and closed his mouth
And uA7sed his head for a mop and a butt for a Dbroom A
Chorus
It was an Dattitude adB7justment
I guess E7it was A7his first Dtime
An attiDtude adB7justment
Now he E7understands just A7fine
He got Dbent out of shape and he oD7pened his mouth
And Gjust one old point E7straightened him right out
It was an Dattitude adB7justment E7it'll work eA7veryDtime
Verse
Now I got this big old brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he wants to be sure I'm treatin' his sister right
He got drunk one night and started beatin' me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of the truck
And laid him out as cold as a block of ice
Chorus
It was an attitude adjustment
And it'll work everytime
An attitude adjustment he loves on me all time
Now he says I'm his kind of man
And he comes around to me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment
I cured all his family pride
Verse
Now my girlfriend slapped me in the face
And I said "Darlin' that was your first mistake"
Then she went wild and her eyes turned red
She started breakin' everything and screamin' loud
And kickin me and cussin' me out
And I gave her a little adjustment on the top of the head
Chorus
It was an attitude adjustment
Awe she loves on me all the time
Just an attitude adjustment
She's got a whole new frame of mind
She don't nag I don't beg
We along and like I said
An attiDtude adB7justment
Aw everything's just fine
Verse
She called the cops to take me in
And I said "You're never gonna do it friend"
And he just smiled and said "Oh yes we will"
Now a stitch to the head and some kicks to the shin
And several bites by Rin-Tin-Tin
And I couldn't wait to get into that jail
Chorus
It was an attitude adjustment
Oh I went along peacefully
An attiDtude adB7justment
They made me clearly see
Cause my head is black and my head is blue
And both kneecaps are bit clean through
It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new
It was an attitude adjustment
It'll make your outlook brand new