Dump The Guy Asap
Key: AEnglish
Intro
A A E E
A A E A A
Verse
I Awon't say it to your face
So I'll write a song about Eit
I Awon't say it to your face
So I'll write a song about Eit
Verse
I Alove you like a sister
I Alove you like a sister
I mean E come on we've been friends this long
I Alove you like a sister so I watch you like a hawk
ESorry but I just can't help Ait
Verse
So Awhen you talk about him
And tell me the things that he Etells you
And the stuff E he pulls off
The Ared flags are a-poppin' the alarms are a-ringin'
I Ecan't say I'm his number one Afan
Pre-chorus
You Acall me to rant and it's totally fine
We've Eboth seen each other's ugly cry
It's Anone of my business but it kinda is
Cause you Etalk to me about it all the Atime
And I undersBmtand that you love him and I resEpect that
But I Bmkinda want to Epunch him in the Aballs
Chorus
AWouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
AWouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
Verse
We'll Athrow a big party
I'll buy the balloons and the Ebooze
There'll be a Abuffet of Kleenex
We'll be ready for the grand ol' cry Efest
AOh-oh ice cream Nutella and chips
You name it I got Eit
But until that Bmday comes I'll listen and wait paEtiently
And Bmtell myEself
Chorus
AWouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
AWouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
AWouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
Woah-oh-oh Awouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
Woah-oh-oh Awouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
Woah-oh-oh Awouldn't it be lovely if you'd just dump the guy AESAP? E7
AASAP