Mrs. Butterworth
Key: CEnglish
Intro
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Verse
F# Your life is F5shit F# F5Shit
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F# Your life is F5bogus F# F5Bull
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F#Your life is F5crime F# F5Crime
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F#Your life is F5hell F# F5Hell
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Chorus
F#5 I'm E5gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm gonna B5die C5with my libido F#5
E5I'm gonna B5die C5start a new F#union
E5I'm gonna B5die don't C5fuck with me
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Verse
F# Your life is F5shit F# F5Shit
F# F5 F# F5
F# Your life is F5clean F# F5It's F#clean
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F# Your life is F5lame F#It's F5not so F#funny
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F# Your life is F5stale F# F5frail F# F5frail F# F5
Chorus
F#5 I'm E5gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm going to B5hell C5on my F#5libido
E5I'm gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm going to B5hell C5on my F#5libido
E5I'm gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm going B5to hell C5on my F#5libido
E5I'm gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm gonna B5die C5watch the pain!
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Verse
F# Your E5life B5is C5shit
F#I'm E5gonna open B5up myself a C5flea market
F#I'm E5gonna B5open up myself a C5flea market
F#And you're E5gonna B5wish C5that you did
F#And E5retire on B5the C5profits
F#First E5off I'm B5gonna C5empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
F#And I'm E5gonna B5put 'em C5on a shelf
F#With my E5800 B5dollar a C5month tax free Century 21 shop
F#And E5then I am B5going C5to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
F#Next to E5all B5the C5commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups
F#I've E5accumulatB5ed over C5the past 62 years
F#Then E5I'm going B5to get C5some plywood
F#I'm E5going to B5get some C5plywood
F#And cut E5them B5up into C5two by two feet squares
F#Then E5I'm going B5to get C5some burlap
F#And I'm E5going B5to cut C5them into two by two feet squares
F#And E5then I'm B5going to C5put them onto the pieces of plywood
F#And E5then I'm B5going to C5go to the beach
F#I'm E5going to B5go to C5the beach
F#And I'm E5gonna B5collect C5some shells and driftwood
F#And E5then I'm B5going to C5take the shells and driftwood
F#And E5glue them B5onto C5the plywood and burlap
F#And E5sell 'em B5for lots C5of money
F#People E5will be B5paying C5top dollar
F#For my E5kids' B5new used C5new toys and clothing
F#Then E5maybe B5someday I C5can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
F#I've E5been B5sleeping on C5
Chorus
F#5 I'm E5gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm going B5to hell C5on my libido
F#5 I'm E5gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm gonna B5die on C5my libido
F#5 I'm E5gonna Bdie C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm gonna B5die on C5my F#5libido
E5I'm gonna B5die C5start a new F#5union
E5I'm gonna B5die C5watch the pain