Mrs. Butterworth
Ton : CEnglish
Intro :
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F# Your life is sF5hit F# SF5hit F# F5 F# F5
F# Your life is bF5ogus F# BF5ull F# F5 F# F5
F#Your life is cF5rime F# F5CrimeF# F5 F# F5
F#Your life is hF5ell F# F5HellF# F5 F# F5
F#5 I'm E5gonna diB5e staC5rt a new uniF#5on
IE5'm gonna dB5ie wiC5th my libidoF#5
IE5'm gonna dB5ie stC5art a new unF#ion
IE5'm gonna dB5ie don't fC5uck with me
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F# Your life is sF5hit F# SF5hit F# F5 F# F5
F# Your life is cF5lean F# IF5ts clF#ean F5 F# F5
F# Your life is lF5ame F#It's noF5t so fuF#nny F5 F# F5
F# Your life is sF5tale F# fF5rail F# fraF5il F# F5
F#5 I'm gE5onna diB5e staC5rt a new uniF#5on
IE5'm going to hB5ell oC5n my lF#5ibido
IE5'm gonna dB5ie stC5art a new unF#5ion
IE5'm going toB5 hell oC5n my lF#5ibido
IE5'm gonna dB5ie stC5art a new unF#5ion
IE5'm going tB5o hell oC5n my lF#5ibido
IE5'm gonna dB5ie stC5art a new unF#5ion
IE5'm gonna dB5ie waC5tch the pain!
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F# Your lE5ife iB5s shiC5t
IF#'m gonnE5a open uB5p myself a fC5lea market
IF#'m goE5nna opeB5n up myself a flC5ea market
AF#nd you're gE5onna wiB5sh thC5at you did
AF#nd retE5ire on B5the proC5fits
FF#irst oE5ff I'mB5 gonna C5empty out all of my Mrs.Butterworth jars
AF#nd I'mE5 gonna B5put 'emC5 on a shelf
WF#ith myE5 800 doB5llar a C5month tax free Century 21 shop
AF#nd theE5n I am B5going tC5o put my Mrs.Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
NF#ext toE5 all thB5e commeC5morative fast food chain glasses and cups
IF#'ve acE5cumulatB5ed overC5 the past 62 years
TF#hen I'E5m goingB5 to getC5 some plywood
IF#'m goiE5ng to gB5et someC5 plywood
AF#nd cutE5 them uB5p into C5two by two feet squares
TF#hen I'E5m goingB5 to getC5 some burlap
AF#nd I'mE5 going B5to cut C5them into two by two feet squares
AF#nd theE5n I'm gB5oing toC5 put them onto the pieces of plywood
AF#nd theE5n I'm gB5oing toC5 go to the beach
IF#'m goiE5ng to gB5o to thC5e beach
AF#nd I'mE5 gonna B5collectC5 some shells and driftwood
AF#nd theE5n I'm gB5oing toC5 take the shells and driftwood
AF#nd gluE5e them B5onto thC5e plywood and burlap
AF#nd selE5l 'em fB5or lotsC5 of money
PF#eople E5will beB5 payingC5 top dollar
FF#or my E5kids' nB5ew usedC5 new toys and clothing
TF#hen maE5ybe somB5eday I C5can get rid of that piss-stained mattress
IF#'ve beE5en sleeB5ping onC5
F#5 I'm E5gonna diB5e staC5rt a new uniF#5on
IE5'm going tB5o hell oC5n my libido
F#5 I'm E5gonna diB5e staC5rt a new uniF#5on
IE5'm gonna dB5ie onC5 my libido
F#5 I'm E5gonna diBe stC5art a new unF#5ion
IE5'm gonna dB5ie onC5 my lF#5ibido
IE5'm gonna dB5ie stC5art a new unF#5ion
IE5'm gonna dB5ie waC5tch the pain