Show Them To Me
Key: ACapo 2English
Intro
A(add9) (x07600) F#m D E
Verse
N.C. Oh it A(add9)seems to me this whole Eworld's gone F#mcrazy
There's Dtoo much hate and killin' going Eon
N.C. But when A(add9)I see the bare Echest of a F#mwoman
My Dworries and problems are Eall E4gone E
DNo one thinks of fighting when they Esee a topless girl
F#mMaybe if you would show yours too, Dwe could save the Eworld E4 E
Chorus
N.C. Show them to A(add9)me
Show Ethem to F#mme
DUnclasp your bra and set those puppies Efree
N.C. They'd look a A(add9)whole lot better without that Esweater, F#mbaby I'm sure you'll agree
Baby Dyou've got two Efunbags E4 E
N.C. Show them to me
A(add9) E F#m D E E4 E
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N.C. I don't A(add9)care if they don't Ematch or F#mone's bigger than the other
DYou can show me one, and EI'll imagine the other
N.C. Even A(add9)if you're really Dold F#mthere's nothing wrong
DDon't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're Ejust a little E4long E
Chorus
N.C. Show them to A(add9)me
Show Ethem to F#mme
Lift Dup your shirt and let the whole Eworld see
N.C. Adjust this A(add9)robe, show your Eglobes, and a F#mhappy man I'll be
If Dyou've got dos Echichis E4 E
Show them to me
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DI've met a lot of them, but Enever one I've hated
DEven if you've had 13 kids and you Ethink they look deflated
There's Dno such thing as a bad breast, I Ebelieve this much is true
If you're a Dbig fat man, I'm a tittiefan, and I'd Elove to see yours E4too E
Chorus
N.C. Show them to A(add9)me
Show Ethem to F#mme
Just Dlike the girls gone wild on ETV
N.C. Just lean A(add9)back and show your Erack, and F#mI'll be in ecstasy
DIf you got two casabas
E E4 E
Chorus
N.C. Show them to A(add9)me E
F#mCome on baby let me see
DAll the world will live in Eharmony
N.C. It'll A(add9)do you good, and It'll Egive me wood
F#mWe'll make history
DIf you love your country
I'm gonna say it, one more time
I said if Dyou love your Ecountry
"Then stand your ass up, and show them big old titties to A(add9)...Ame"