Punkys Dilemma
Key: CCapo 4English
Intro
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Verse
Cmaj7 Wish I was a Dm7Kellogg's cornflake
G Floating in my Cmaj7bowl taking moCmaj7vies
Cmaj7 Relaxed in a Dm7while C living in Cmaj7style
FTalking to a raisin who occasionally plays L. Cmaj7A.
Cmaj7Casually Am7glancing at his Fmaj7toupée G6 Cmaj7
Verse
Cmaj7 Wish I was an Dm7English muffin
G About to make the Cmaj7most out of a toastCmaj7er
Cmaj7 I'd ease myself Dm7down C coming up Cmaj7brown
I Fprefer the Boysenberry more than any ordinary Cmaj7jam
I'm a Cmaj7'Citizens for Am7Boysenberry Fmaj7Jam' G6fan!
Oh, South California!
Verse
Cmaj7 If I become a Dm7First Lieutenant
G Would you put my Cmaj7photo on your piaCmaj7no?
(Cmaj7Du - du - du - du - du du'n du - Cmaj7du!)
(Cmaj7Du - du!) 'To Mary Dm7Jane C best wishes Cmaj7Martin!'
FOld Roger draft dodger leaving by the basement Cmaj7door
Cmaj7Everybody Am7knows what he's Fmaj7tippy-G6toeing Fmaj7down there Cmaj7for
Cmaj7 Dm7 G
Cmaj7 (Oh really?)
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