String And Dory Plug
Stan Rogers
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I'm Ggoing to Ctell a Gsto_-ry a Dfunny one you Gsee_
AGbout a Hazel GHil_-ler a Cmarried man is Ghe_
His Ghouse is Con the Ghigh_-way and Cif the road comes Gthrough_
He'll Ghave to Ctear his Gmansion down and Dbuild_ it up aG _new_ _ _
He's Gmoved to Cmany Gpla_-ces someDtimes_ to Hazel GHill_
And Gsometimes into GCan_-so it Cseems he can't keep Gstill_
But Gnow I Cthink he's Gsettled down with his Cdear_ loving Gwife_
He Gbought Chimself a Ggramaphone and Dlives_ a happyG _ life__ _ G _ _ _
One Gday he Csaid to GDory Plug "I've Dgot to earn my Gbread_
I'm Ggoing straight to GLe_-na's I've Cgot to use my Ghead"_
From Gher he Cbought a Gbicycle what he Cpaid her we don't Gknow_
He Gtied a Cbox beGhind him to DCanso he did G _go_ _ _
From Gdoor to Cdoor he Gtra_-velled_ "D15 cents for Gone"_
He Gcouldn't make it Gpros_-per it Cwasn't any Gfun_
His Gfish busiCness is Gen_-ded he Ccouldn't make_ it Gpay_
So Gthen he Csaid to GDory Plug "I'll Dtry anotherG _ way" _ _ G _ _ _
But GDory Cgot a little Gbored_ while Dhubby was aGway_
There Gwasn't a_-nyGthing to do_ to Cpass the time aGway_
There Gwas one Cthing she Gwan_-ted_ she Csaid to hubby_ "GDear_
The Gtime would Cpass more Gquickly if I Dhad_ a rocking G _chair_ _"_
Well GStrings said Cto his Gdarling "Your Dwish is my comGmand_
To Gshow how much I Glove you I'll Cmake you one by Ghand"_
As GStrings was Csuch a Ghandy man by Cnight the job was Gdone_
He Gtook that Cthing upsGtairs and said "Now Dtry this out forG _ fun"__ _ G _ _ _
She Gsat down Con the Groc_-ker_ while DStrings went down beGlow_
To Gfetch a cup of Gcof_-fee to Chelp the evening Ggo_
GWhile Dory CPlug aGbove him wasC rocking back and Gforth_
GAnd singing Cto her Stringy-Gboy for Dall_ that she was G _worth_ __
But GDory Cgot exGci_-ted and Drocked a bit too Gfast_
And Gas her heels swung Ghigh_-er the Cchair gave way at Glast_
The Gfloor gave Cway beGneath her_ both Cchair and Dory GPlug_
Fell Gright inCto the Gcoffee pot and Dbroke their onlyG _ mug_ _ _ G _ _ _
So Gnow my Cstory's Gended_ it Dmay get me in Gjail_
But Gthere are many_ Gpeople_ who'd Csurely go my Gbail_
So_ Gif they Ccome to Gget me to Cthrow me in the Gjug_
I'll Gnever forCget that Gcardboard house of DStrings and DoryG _ Plug__ _