The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage
Key: EEnglish
Intro
Em (022003) G D D (x2)
Verse
EmThis is the ballad of GHollywood Jack and the DRage Kage
EmNothing could Gstop them when Jables and Rage hit the Dstage
EmAnd Hollywood Jack hit the Gbig time and went to make Dmovies
EmRage Kage was left far beGhind in the dust of his Ddreams
Verse
And he Emgrumbled and Dgrowled and watched GHollywood CJack on Jay B7Leno
He Embellowed and Dsaid he'd be Gnothing wiCthout help from B7Kage
He Emburned up the Dphotos of GJables and CKage doing B7mushrooms
EmFuck him I Ddon't need no GHollywood CJack anyB7way
Verse
EmSo Hollywood Jack lived up Ghigh on a hill in a Dbubble
EmAnd Rage Kage lived deep in the Gbroiling valley beDlow
Yes the EmRage Kage Gbubbled with rage
He Dlooked at the ground and he B7looked on the stage
The Emlava was flowing Gand boiling inside the Dold Kage B7
Verse
As EmHollywood DJack climbed the Gladder of Cstardom B7before him
He Emwatched as his Dindie creGdentials flew Cright out the B7door
He'd Emmake millions and Dthen he'd go Gout and he'd Cmake even B7more millions
He'd Emscreened KG's Dcalls and snorked Gcoke of the Cass of a B7whore
Chorus
EmNo one respected him
CThey just rejected him
GNo one would represent DKage
EmLeft on the streets of his Cdreams
He would cry, and he'd Grage for the B7stage
Ahahaaahaaaaa
(Repeat intro)
Verse
Then EmHollywood Jack got a Gmessage that Kage was in Dtrouble
They Emsend Kage away cause he Ghad gone completely Dinsane
So EmHollywood Jack jumped uGpon a jetplane and Dflew all that night through the rain
To Embe with his friend to Gsee what remained of his Dbrain
Verse
Then EmHollywood DJack told the Gdoctors: You've Cgot to reB7trieve him!
You've Emgot the techDnology, Guse the techCniques of your B7trade
He Emgrabbed the Dlapels and he GSCREAMED: BY CGOD YOU MUST B7SAVE HIM!
Because EmRage Kage and DI can't you Gsee that we're Cone and the B7same!
Aaaaahaaahaaaaa!
Chorus
EmRAGE KAGE!
COH RAGE KAGE!
GThere'd be magic inside that old Dman
EmAnd you know Cthat you know
When you're Ggoing completely inDsane
Oh Emthe Rage Kage!
Oh Cthe Rage Kage!
Oh the Glion will roar once aDgain!
EmAnd you know
CYes you know
That you're Ggoing completely inB7sane
Outro
EmNothing and Dno one could Gharm the old CRage Kage aB7gain (6x)
EmHollywood DJack and the GRage Kage were Cout once aB7gain.