Mean Mr. Mustard
Key: EEnglish
Verse
EMean Mister Mustard
Sleeps E7in the park
Shaves in the Edark
Trying to save paper
BSleeps in a hole by the road
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Saving up to buy his new clothes
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BKeeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a Emean old C7man B7
EMean C7old man. B7
Verse
EHis sister Pam
Works E7in a shop
She never Estops
She's a go-get up
BTakes him out to look at the Queen
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Only place that he's ever been
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BAlways shouts out something obscene
Such a Edirty old C7man B7
EDirty C7old man. B7
Outro
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