Randy Scouse Git
Ton : EEnglish
GShe's a wonderful lady anEmd she's mine, all mine
and there Gdoesn't seem a way that she won't Emcome and lose my mind
It's too Ceasy hummin'soAmngs to a girCl in yellow dreAmss
it's been a lGong time since the party and the rEmoom is in a mess
The four kGings of EMI are sitting sEmtately on the floor
there are Gbirds out on the sidewalk and a Emvalet at the door
he reCminds me of a pAmenguin, with fCew and plastered Amhair
there's talcum pGowder on the letter, and the bEmirthday boy is there
EmWhy don't you cut yDour hEmair ? !D
EmWhy don't you liveD up theEmre ? !D
EmWhy don't you do Dwhat IEm do, see wDhat I Emfeel when ID carEme ? !
Now they've dGarkened all the windows and the Emseats in n(aug)hahyde
I've been Gwaiting for an hour, I can't fEmind a place to hide
the Cbeing known as wAmonder girl is spCeaking I bAmelieve
it's not eGasy trying to tell her that I sEmhortly have to leave
EmWhy don't you bDe like Emme ? !D
EmWhy don't you stoDp anEmd see ?D !
EmWhy don't you hatDe whEmo I hate, kDill Emwho I kDill toEm be free ? !
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EmWhy don't you cuDt youEmr haiDr ? !
EmWhy don't you live uDp thEmere ? !D
EmWhy don't you do wDhat I Emdo, see wDhat I fEmeel when I DcareEm ? !
EmWhy don't you be Dlike Emme ? D!
EmWhy don't you stop aDnd sEmee ? D!
EmWhy don't you hate Dwho I Emhate, kill wDho I Emkill to bDe frEmee ? !
EmWhy don't you cut Dyour Emhair D? !
EmWhy don't you live uDp thEmere ? !D
EmWhy don't you do Dwhat I Emdo, see wDhat I Emfeel when ID carEme ? !