Randy Scouse Git
Key: EEnglish
Verse
GShe's a wonderful lady Emand she's mine, all mine
And there Gdoesn't seem a way that she won't Emcome and lose my mind
It's too Ceasy hummin' Amsongs to a Cgirl in yellow Amdress
It's been a Glong time since the party and the Emroom is in a mess
Verse
The four Gkings of EMI are sitting Emstately on the floor
There are Gbirds out on the sidewalk and a Emvalet at the door
He Creminds me of a Ampenguin, with Cfew and plastered Amhair
There's talcum Gpowder on the letter, and the Embirthday boy is there
Chorus
EmWhy don't you cut Dyour Emhair?! D
EmWhy don't you live Dup Emthere?! D
EmWhy don't you do Dwhat I Emdo, see Dwhat I Emfeel when I Dcare?! Em
Verse
Now they've Gdarkened all the windows and the Emseats in naugahyde
I've been Gwaiting for an hour, I can't Emfind a place to hide
The Cbeing known as Amwonder girl is Cspeaking I Ambelieve
It's not Geasy trying to tell her that I Emshortly have to leave
Chorus
EmWhy don't you Dbe like Emme?! D
EmWhy don't you Dstop Emand see?! D
EmWhy don't you Dhate Emwho I hate, Dkill Emwho I Dkill to Embe free?!
G Em G Em C Am C Am G Em
Chorus
EmWhy don't you Dcut Emyour Dhair?!
EmWhy don't you live Dup Emthere?! D
EmWhy don't you do Dwhat I Emdo, see Dwhat I Emfeel when I Dcare?! Em
EmWhy don't you be Dlike Emme?! D
EmWhy don't you stop Dand Emsee?! D
EmWhy don't you hate Dwho I Emhate, kill Dwho I Emkill to Dbe Emfree?!
EmWhy don't you cut Dyour Emhair?! D
EmWhy don't you live Dup Emthere?! D
EmWhy don't you do Dwhat I Emdo, see Dwhat I Emfeel when I Dcare?! Em