Filipino Box Spring Hog
Key: EEnglish
Verse
EmI hung on to Mary's stump I danced with a soldier's Dglee
EmWith a rum soaked crook And a big fat laugh I spent my last dolDlar on thee
I Emsaw Bill Bones I gave him a yell Kehoe spiked the Dnog
Spring Emhog D Em
Chorus
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring hog
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring hog
Verse
EmSpider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed stolen Dmare
EmDonned himself with chicken fat Sawin on a jawbone violin Dthere
KathEmleen was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal underwear Dbra
I was naEmked to the waist with my fierce black hound
Chorus
And I'm cooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog
Verse
EmDig a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and Dbay
EmStinks like hell and the neighbors complain Don't give a hoot what they Dsay
Ya gotta slap Emthat hog Roll 'em over twice Gotta baste it with a sweeping broom D
You gotta Emswat them flies And chain up the dogs
Chorus
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring hog
Verse
EmRattle snake piccata with grapes and figs Old brown Betty with a yelDlow wig
EmTain't the mince meat filagree And it ain't the turkey neck Dstew
And it Emain't them bruleed okra seeds Though she made them especial for Dyou
EmWorse won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the Ddogs
JaheEmseus Christ I can always make room
Chorus
When they're cooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog
CooDkin up a Filipino EmBox Spring Hog