50 Ways To Say Goodbye
Key: CEnglish
Ebm : x68876
Intro
Ebm Abm
Db Gb
B Abm Bb
Verse
EbmMy heart is Abmparalyzed
DbMy head was Gboversized
BI'll take the Abmhigh road like BbI should
EbmYou said Abmit's meant to be
DbThat it's not Gbyou, it's me
BYou're leaving Abmnow for my Bbown good
Chorus
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
BShe went down in an airplane
GbFried getting suntan
DbFell in a cement Ebmmixer full Dbof quicksand
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm no good Fat goodBbbyes
BShe met a shark underwater
GbFell and no one caught her
DbI returned everything EbmI ever Dbbought her
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm all out Bbof lies
And ways to say you Ebmdied
Ebm Abm
Db Gb
B Abm Bb
Verse
EbmMy pride still Abmfeels the sting
DbYou were my Gbeverything
BSomeday AbmI'll find a love Bblike yours
EbmShe'll think AbmI'm Superman
DbNot super Gbminivan
BHow could Abmyou leave on BbYom Kippur
Chorus
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
BShe was caught in a mudslide
GbEaten by a lion
DbGot run over by a Ebmcrappy Dbpurple Scion
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm no good Fat goodBbbyes
BShe dried up in the desert
GbDrowned in a hot tub
DbDanced to death at an Ebmeast Dbside nightclub
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm all out Bbof lies
And ways to say you Ebmdied
Ebm Abm
Db Gb
B Abm Bb B
Bridge
DbI wanna live a thousand lives with you
BI wanna be the one you're dying to
DbLove...but you don't Bwant to
Chorus
BbThat's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
BbThat's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
BShe went down in an airplane
GbFried getting suntan
DbFell in a cement Ebmmixer full Dbof quicksand
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm no good Fat goodBbbyes
BShe met a shark underwater
GbFell and no one caught her
DbI returned eveEbmrything I eDbver bought her
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm all out Bbof lies
BShe was caught in a mudslide
GbEaten by a lion
DbGot run over by a Ebmcrappy Dbpurple Scion
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm no good Fat goodBbbyes
BShe dried up in the desert
GbDrowned in a hot tub
DbDanced to death at an Ebmeast Dbside nightclub
BHelp me, help Gbme I'm all out Bbof lies
And ways to say you Bdied
Gb Db
B Gb Db