Jan Egeland
Key: EEnglish
Intro
Em C G Am (2x)
Verse
EmGray hair
CGlasses
GSuitAm (x2)case
EmHumble
CClever
GAnd Am (x2)constantly working for peace
AUganda
EmCongo
Am (x2)And the COslo treaty plan
BOh my God, what a plan
Pre-chorus
CNot as famous as Gahr Stare
GNot a daddy's boy like Jens
CBut when handgrenades are flying
BThere's just one man you can trust
Chorus
CWhen Gthere's war and all is hell
DSend in Jan Egeland!
CThe BUniEmted NaGtionAs superhero man
CMad Gdictator with a gun
AmSend Gin DJan Egeland
BmOh, Ahow I wish..
EmI was Jan Egeland..
Verse
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
Pre-chorus
CAnd he stares into the mirror
GFleDxing muscles in the night
CAnd he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
B..to protect some human rights"
Same Refr.
Chorus
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Instrumental
Dm A E B E A Bm B Em B
Bridge
CEgeGland (Egeland)
BEgeGland (Egeland)
EmWhen Bhe's Csad he goes to funerals
GIn uDnusually heavy rain
C