Jan Egeland
Ton : EEnglish
Intro :
Em C G Am (2x)
EmGray hair
CGlasses
GSuitAm (x2)case
EmHumble
CClever
GAnd Am (x2)constantly working for peace
AUganda
EmCongo
Am (x2)And the OCslo treaty plan
BOh my God, what a plan
CNot as famous as Gahr Stare
GNot a daddy's boy like Jens
CBut when handgrenades are flying
BThere's just one man you can trust
CWhenG there's war and all is hell
DSend in Jan Egeland!
CThe BUnitEmed NaGtionAs superhero man
CMad Gdictator with a gun
AmSend Gin JDan Egeland
BmOh, hAow I wish..
EmI was Jan Egeland..
Blue eyes
Firm hands
Nice legs
Clean shaved
Body
Drinking his protein shakes
Spray-tan
Skin cream
And buttocks like he was eighteen
He's a peacekeeping machine..
CAnd he stares into the mirror
GFlexDing muscles in the night
CAnd he says: "Boy, I think you're ready..
B..to protect some human rights"
Same Refr.
When there's war and all is hell
Bring in Jan Egeland!
The United Nations superhero man
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
And looks at maps with George Cloon
Oh, how I wish..
That I was Jan Egeland!
Instrumental :
Dm A E B E A Bm B Em B
CEgelGand (Egeland)
BEgelGand (Egeland)
EmWhen Bhe'sC sad he goes to funerals
GIn uDnusually heavy rain
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